😂 “Suspect” Funny Mom Tumbler – 20 oz Skinny Stainless Steel Cup
She claims she has so much to do…
But somehow ends up horizontal, wrapped in a blanket, and “just resting her eyes.” Sound familiar?
Introducing the “Suspect” 20 oz Skinny Tumbler, the perfect cup for every multitasking queen who naps like it’s her side hustle. With its sassy pink bow, hand-drawn stars, and bold statement design, this tumbler is the unofficial drinkware of I’ll-do-it-later energy.
Whether you’re running errands, dodging responsibilities, or “accidentally” falling asleep with your to-do list on your chest, this cup gets you. Sip your iced coffee or tea in peace — judgment-free and well-insulated.
Let’s be real: we all know that one person (maybe it’s you 👀) who has a mile-long to-do list… but somehow always ends up horizontal with snacks, a blanket, and a vague sense of “it can wait.”
This tumbler was made for her.
The napper. The pro procrastinator. The queen of “I'll start right after this episode”. With a sarcastic pink bow and bold lettering that tells it like it is, this cup is both a confession and a badge of honor.
Because sometimes doing nothing is doing everything. 😌
🛏️ Who It's For:
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The mom who “just sat down for one second”
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The friend who said she was cleaning but woke up at 3 PM
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Anyone who thrives on sarcasm, naps, and pink bows
💬 Why You’ll Love It:
Because being tired is a personality trait now. And this tumbler is here for it — cute, sarcastic, and always ready for a refill.
🧃 Product Features – Nap Queen Approved
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Generous 20 oz Capacity: Perfect for fueling your “productive” afternoons… which may or may not include three naps and zero tasks completed. Holds your favorite drinks like iced coffee, tea, or that survival-level Diet Coke.
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Premium Double-Walled Stainless Steel: Built to keep your drinks ice cold for up to 12 hours or hot for 6 — whether you’re powering through your to-do list or just pretending to.
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Vibrant, High-Quality Print: The bold “Suspect” quote and pink bow design are professionally printed directly on the tumbler. No stickers, no peeling — just long-lasting sass.
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Slim & Sleek Fit: Designed to fit in most car cup holders, side-table spaces, and judgment-free zones. Lightweight enough to carry from the couch to the bed, no effort required.
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Leak-Resistant Sliding Lid: Comes with a clear push-on lid and matching reusable straw for your stay-hydrated-but-make-it-funny lifestyle. Great for moms, besties, or anyone living in “maybe later” mode.
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Easy Care Instructions: Hand wash only to protect the artwork and keep your tumbler looking as sharp as your sarcasm. Not microwave or dishwasher safe (because, like you, it’s a little high-maintenance in a cute way).
🛒 Call to Action:
Add a little humor to your hydration.
Whether you're sipping tea, iced coffee, or cold brew regret, this tumbler is your perfect partner in procrastination.
Grab yours today and claim your title as the cutest kind of suspicious.
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The Maars personalized skinny tumblers keep your drinks hot for 12h and cold for 24h, making them the perfect sipping companion all year round. With 20oz capacity, these tumblers come in a matte or
glossy finish, and feature a tapered shape with a slim design for effortless carriage. The plastic press-on lid with color-matching
straw makes for great practicality on the go, while all components are BPA-free and non-toxic; aka perfect for the whole family.
Product Features:
.: Materials: stainless steel, plastic
.: One size: 20oz (0.6l)
.: Plastic press-on lid with color-matching straw
.: Available in matte or glossy powder-coated finish
.: Tapered shape and slim, double-wall design
.: Keeps drinks cold for 24 hours and hot - for 12 hours
.: Non-toxic and BPA-free
.: Blank product sourced from China
.: NB! Hand wash only
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📝 Occasionally, items may be out of stock, but you'll be notified when they’re restocked in your preferred color or style. Thank you for your patience! If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to reach out.
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No returns or refunds:
This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if wrong size, color, or simply changed their mind.
However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, a free reprint or a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery.
Shipping:
Items have a processing time of 2-7 days once payment had cleared. For some items shipping and processing times can be a bit longer (hopefully will be noted of an estimate time). If ordering for the holidays please give enough time to receive.
***Pictures of the actual product should be shown. The very bottom of the tumbler should be the same color as matching straw. (See pics for details).
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Maars, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Hand wash only
