The Legend of Fred and the Grown-Up Rebellion
Channel your inner mischievous spirit with this playful 'We’re Grown Ups, Piss Off' design! Perfect for those who refuse to take adulthood too seriously, this product brings a dash of humor and rebellion to your everyday life. Whether you’re embracing your inner prankster or just need a reminder that growing up doesn’t mean losing your fun side, this bold design is here to make a statement—no apologies needed!
Once upon a time, there was an imaginary friend named Fred. He wasn’t just any imaginary friend—he was the king of chaos, mischief, and, well, completely ignoring the rules of adulthood. Fast forward a few years, and the world’s gotten a bit too serious. But don’t worry, Fred’s rebellious spirit lives on with this cheeky “We’re Grown Ups, Piss Off” design!
You see, even though we’re all “grown-ups” now, that doesn’t mean we have to act like it all the time. Bills, responsibilities, boring meetings? Piss off! Fred knew the secret to surviving adulthood was simple: don’t take it too seriously, and always make time for a little fun (and maybe a bit of harmless chaos).
So if you’ve ever wanted to channel your inner Fred—pushing back against the mundane with a wink and a grin—this is your sign. Whether you're handling adulting like a champ (or pretending to), this product lets you embrace your rebellious side while keeping it all in good humor. Let the world know: you’re grown up, but you’re still not taking any nonsense. Piss off, dullness!
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The Maars personalized skinny tumblers keep your drinks hot for 12h and cold for 24h, making them the perfect sipping companion all year round. With 20oz capacity, these tumblers come in a matte or glossy finish, and feature a tapered shape with a slim design for effortless carriage. The plastic press-on lid with color-matching straw makes for great practicality on the go, while all components are BPA-free and non-toxic; aka perfect for the whole family.
Product Features:
.: Materials: stainless steel, plastic
.: One size: 20oz (0.6l)
.: Plastic press-on lid with color-matching straw
.: Available in matte or glossy powder-coated finish
.: Tapered shape and slim, double-wall design
.: Keeps drinks cold for 24 hours and hot - for 12 hours
.: Non-toxic and BPA-free
.: Blank product sourced from China
.: NB! Hand wash only
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No returns or refunds:
This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if wrong size, color, or simply changed their mind.
However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, a free reprint or a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery.
Shipping:
Items have a processing time of 2-7 days once payment had cleared. For some items shipping and processing times can be a bit longer (hopefully will be noted of an estimate time). Longest for some items can be 3-4 weeks (hopefully will be noted). If ordering for the holidays please give enough time to receive.
***Pictures of the actual product should be shown. The very bottom of the tumbler should be the same color as matching straw. (See pics for details).
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Maars, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Hand wash only
