Need caffeine and a sense of humor to survive your shift? This 20 oz skinny "I Will Stab You" nurse tumbler is perfect for nurses, phlebotomists, and medical professionals who thrive on coffee, sarcasm, and saving lives. Made with double-wall insulation, this funny nurse tumbler keeps drinks hot or cold for hours. Perfect for nurse gifts, graduation, or appreciation week! 🩺☕
💙 A Must-Have for Nurses with a Sense of Humor!
If you live off caffeine, work long shifts, and "stab" people for a living, this nurse tumbler is made for you! Whether you’re treating patients, charting like a pro, or surviving the chaos of the ER, let this tumbler keep your drink at the perfect temperature while making your coworkers laugh.
📌 I Will Stab You – Nurse 20 oz Skinny Tumbler
💉 A Tumbler for the Nurse Who’s Seen It All
Exhausted from back-to-back shifts, Emma, a dedicated ER nurse, grips her coffee-filled tumbler as she finally takes a deep breath. It’s been a long night—charting, IV starts, patient chaos—and humor is the only thing keeping her going. As she takes a sip, she smirks at the bold "I Will Stab You" print on her tumbler, a funny nod to her daily routine of drawing blood and giving injections.
For nurses like Emma, this 20 oz skinny tumbler isn’t just a drinkware—it’s a statement piece. A badge of honor. A reminder that humor and caffeine go hand in hand when saving lives one patient at a time. Whether you're a night shift warrior, travel nurse, or nursing student, this tumbler will be your hydration hero through every shift.
✨ Key Features
✔ 20 oz Skinny Design – Perfect fit for hospital cup holders and scrub pockets
✔ Premium Stainless Steel – Durable, rust-resistant, and long-lasting
✔ Double-Wall Vacuum Insulation – Keeps drinks hot for 12 hours and cold for 24 hours
✔ Spill-Resistant Lid & Straw – Ideal for nurses on the go
✔ Funny & Relatable – "I Will Stab You" print adds a touch of medical humor
✔ Perfect Nurse Gift – Great for birthdays, Christmas, Nurse Appreciation Week, or graduation
This Funny Nurse I will stab you 20 oz Skinny Tumbler is perfect for healthcare professionals with a sense of humor. It keeps drinks cold for 24 hours and hot for 12 hours, making it ideal for busy shifts. The vibrant colors and slim design add a touch of fun to your daily routine.
🔥 Get yours now and stay fueled with every sip! 🔥
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The Maars personalized skinny tumblers keep your drinks hot for 12h and cold for 24h, making them the perfect sipping companion all year round. With 20oz capacity, these tumblers come in a matte or
glossy finish, and feature a tapered shape with a slim design for effortless carriage. The plastic press-on lid with color-matching
straw makes for great practicality on the go, while all components are BPA-free and non-toxic; aka perfect for the whole family.
Product Features:
.: Materials: stainless steel, plastic
.: One size: 20oz (0.6l)
.: Plastic press-on lid with color-matching straw
.: Available in matte or glossy powder-coated finish
.: Tapered shape and slim, double-wall design
.: Keeps drinks cold for 24 hours and hot - for 12 hours
.: Non-toxic and BPA-free
.: Blank product sourced from China
.: NB! Hand wash only
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📝 Occasionally, items may be out of stock, but you'll be notified when they’re restocked in your preferred color or style. Thank you for your patience! If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to reach out.
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No returns or refunds:
This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if wrong size, color, or simply changed their mind.
However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, a free reprint or a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery.
Shipping:
Items have a processing time of 2-7 days once payment had cleared. For some items shipping and processing times can be a bit longer (hopefully will be noted of an estimate time). Longest for some items can be 3-4 weeks (hopefully will be noted). If ordering for the holidays please give enough time to receive.
***Pictures of the actual product should be shown. The very bottom of the tumbler should be the same color as matching straw. (See pics for details).
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Maars, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Hand wash only
