Looking for the perfect gift for a book lover who devours spicy romance novels? This Funny Book Lover Tumbler is made for readers who feel every page, live for plot twists, and believe smut is a form of self-care. Featuring a darkly elegant skeleton wrapped in roses, a bookshelf aesthetic, and the bold statement: “I Don’t Watch Porn, I Read It”, this bookish tumbler is perfect for cozy reading sessions, late-night book binges, or book club laughs. An ideal gift for bookworms, librarians, Kindle Unlimited addicts, and smut-loving best friends. Whether it's Christmas, a birthday, or just a self-care treat, this tumbler is a must-have for readers who live and breathe their TBR pile.
A Story for the Passionate Reader
Late at night, curled up under a cozy blanket, Emma flips the last page of yet another spicy romance novel. Her heart races, her cheeks flush, and a satisfied smile spreads across her face. This—this is her escape, her passion, her indulgence. Some people watch movies for thrills, some scroll endlessly, but Emma? She reads it like a f*cking lady.
She sips from her Funny Book Lover Tumbler, the warm coffee inside keeping her awake for “just one more chapter.” The skeleton wrapped in roses, the bookshelf bursting with untold stories, the bold, cheeky quote—it’s as if this tumbler was made just for her. A statement piece, a badge of honor for the bookworms who live for spice, tropes, and unputdownable reads.
Emma doesn’t just love books—she inhales them. And every sip from this bookish tumbler reminds her that she’s part of a secret club of readers who know that the best stories aren’t just on screens—they’re bound in pages, whispered through ink, and felt deep in the soul.
📖 Who Is This Tumbler For?
- Spicy book lovers & romance readers
- Bookworms who hoard “just one more” book
- Dark academia & gothic book aesthetic fans
- Librarians & bookstore lovers
- Smut readers who love a cheeky quote
- Kindle Unlimited addicts & TBR pile owners
- Gift buyers looking for a unique present for book lovers
🎁 Perfect For:
- Birthdays & holidays (Christmas, Valentine's Day, Mother’s Day)
- Spicy book club gifts
- Romance reader surprise gifts
- Bookish best friend presents
- Dark academia & bookish aesthetic lovers
- Just because—you deserve a treat!
📌 Key Features
✅ High-Quality Stainless Steel – Durable, long-lasting, and perfect for everyday use
✅ Keeps Drinks Hot or Cold – Enjoy coffee, tea, or wine at the perfect temperature
✅ Unique Bookish Design – Skeleton, bookshelves, and roses for a bold aesthetic
✅ 20oz Skinny Tumbler – Fits in car cup holders for on-the-go readers
✅ Spicy Reader Approved – Perfect for romance & smut lovers
If your TBR list is longer than your patience for reality, this spicy book lover tumbler belongs in your hands. Sip in style, flaunt your bookish humor, and let the world know your kind of entertainment comes with plot, passion, and a whole lot of spice.
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The Maars personalized skinny tumblers keep your drinks hot for 12h and cold for 24h, making them the perfect sipping companion all year round. With 20oz capacity, these tumblers come in a matte or
glossy finish, and feature a tapered shape with a slim design for effortless carriage. The plastic press-on lid with color-matching
straw makes for great practicality on the go, while all components are BPA-free and non-toxic; aka perfect for the whole family.
Product Features:
.: Materials: stainless steel, plastic
.: One size: 20oz (0.6l)
.: Plastic press-on lid with color-matching straw
.: Available in matte or glossy powder-coated finish
.: Tapered shape and slim, double-wall design
.: Keeps drinks cold for 24 hours and hot - for 12 hours
.: Non-toxic and BPA-free
.: Blank product sourced from China
.: NB! Hand wash only
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📝 Occasionally, items may be out of stock, but you'll be notified when they’re restocked in your preferred color or style. Thank you for your patience! If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to reach out.
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No returns or refunds:
This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if wrong size, color, or simply changed their mind.
However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, a free reprint or a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery.
Shipping:
Items have a processing time of 2-7 days once payment had cleared. For some items shipping and processing times can be a bit longer (hopefully will be noted of an estimate time). Longest for some items can be 3-4 weeks (hopefully will be noted). If ordering for the holidays please give enough time to receive.
***Pictures of the actual product should be shown. The very bottom of the tumbler should be the same color as matching straw. (See pics for details).
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Maars, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Hand wash only
